The Official WTF Thread

[Molly]

Yea dude. This will get you hired

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crim ... adb85.html

[sighyoung]

McGruff-the-Crime-Dog Actor Gets 16 Years in Prison

[cardsfantx]

Man, that's a life sentence in dog years

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

Man, that's a life sentence in dog years

I laughed

[sighyoung]

Man, that's a life sentence in dog years

I laughed

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[go birds]

same

[Vidor]

Rob Ford!

http://www.salon.com/2014/02/08/rob_for ... _the_blow/

Renata Ford pulls into a Tim Hortons parking lot about an hour north of her Etobicoke home. She’s meeting with an acquaintance, a former drug addict, to get some advice. She’s worried. Her husband, Rob Ford, has recently been elected mayor. She knows this new status is going to put her family under intense scrutiny. Renata doesn’t have many friends, but she met John—not his real name—through someone in her small circle. He’d faced addiction and come through it. She’s hoping he can give her some tips to bring Rob on side. What she doesn’t know is that John is secretly recording the conversation.

“Hey, Renata,” John says as she climbs into his front seat.

“You want a coffee?”

“Oh, no, no.”

“You sure?”

“Yeah.”

Renata trusts him completely. John steers the conversation into incriminating territory. He brings up Rob.

“He still thinks he’s going to party,” Renata says. “He thinks that he, oh, you know, ‘I’ll get off the pills, but I’m not giving up the blow.’”

[Vidor]

Turns out the head of AOL is a horrible, horrible douchebag

http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/ ... lking.html

[Vidor]

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/ ... lions.html

Danish Zoo Kills Young Giraffe, Invites Children to Watch It Be Chopped Up, Fed to Lions

[The Third Man]

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/ ... lions.html

Danish Zoo Kills Young Giraffe, Invites Children to Watch It Be Chopped Up, Fed to Lions

In retrospect, the Lars Von Trier Zoo wasn't a great idea.