The Official WTF Thread

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

Are we to believe a lady was masturbating w a loaded gun?

[sighyoung]

Are we to believe a lady was masturbating w a loaded gun?

Is this a theological or literal question?

[Vidor]

"Mein Kampf" a bestselling ebook, for some reason

http://www.salon.com/2014/01/09/the_yea ... or_hitler/

edit--looks like the reason might be that the ebook is new

http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense ... books.html

[cardsfansince82]

Some guy is driving around Philadelphia asking women to jerk him off with a slice of swiss cheese in their hand.

The Mayfair Town Watch reported yesterday on its Facebook page that the "Swiss Cheese Pervert" has been terrorizing neighborhood women.

According to the group, the suspect, a heavyset white man estimated to be in his late 40s or early 50s, approaches women while driving a silver or black sedan with his genitals exposed. He then displays a piece of sliced Swiss cheese and offers to pay the women to put the cheese on his penis and perform sexual acts on him using it.

...


An excerpt from that message, which Chest sent the Daily News, details the origin of the man's self-described "fetish."

"I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections [sic], girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more," he wrote.

"That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls."

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20140 ... yfair.html

[haltz]

"Masturbating With a Loaded Gun" is the new album by my hair metal cover band, Swiss Cheese Pervert.

I will only be making masturbation-related posts today on GRB. edit - not to be confused with the seven years of posts I've made which are mostly masturbatory.

[cardsfansince82]

not to be confused with the seven years of posts I've made which are mostly masturbatory.

Speaking of which, apparently I made a good point one time. WTF is this? Is this a Dodgers fan that started a website and gave up after one post?

http://www.thecrowdnoise.com/


So I've got that going for me, which is nice.

[ZebulonPikeWasHere]

The world's coolest Canadian, btw.

[stlouie_lipp]

He looks comfortable.

[Sutter'sBeard]

The world's coolest Canadian, btw.

Agreed!

He probably ate a rotten grub worm or something. That in the new season of Survivorman, he will be trying to survive in urban settings.

[Jocephus]

im a big les fan. just heard about the new season...will need to find a way to see them