The Official WTF Thread

[sighyoung]

It's the web of the gloryhole spider. Looks like you've got an infestation.

[lukethedrifter]

That blue green oozy stuff squeezed out when I squished that hairy nest thing.

[Pudgelewis]

That blue green oozy stuff squeezed out when I squished that hairy nest thing.

Whoa! I'd call Will Smith and/or Tommy Lee Jones.

[JL21]

If you could genetically engineer a kiwi, a dog turd, and a chewed piece of green bubble gum, that's how I'd expect it to look.

Or, you know, just smash it all together.

[lukethedrifter]

I called my wife and she totally freaked.

[sighyoung]

I think the gloryhole spider climaxed.

[lukethedrifter]

If you could genetically engineer a kiwi, a dog turd, and a chewed piece of green bubble gum, that's how I'd expect it to look.

Or, you know, just smash it all together.

a dog turd if the dog has been licking a brown shag carpet. Look how furry it is.



Believe me, it was crazy when that [expletive] started oozing out.

[cardsfansince82]

Smell it and post your impressions. Might want to wait until daytime to go near it again.

[Gashouse]

those look like finger imprints. did you actually touch it? I'd probably use a shoe or a stick.

[Jocephus]

thats [expletive] disgusting

/as i look from my laptop during my morning crap