The Official WTF Thread

[MrSaigon]

They found a Nazi in Minnesota. Not a Nazi like Republicans call Democrats and Democrats call Republicans, but a 94 year-old Nazi.

[cardsfansince82]

-Hi, I would like to schedule an appointment to see the doctor as soon as possible.

-No problem. It looks like we have an opening on December 13th.

-Pardon me?

-Sorry I misspoke. We actually have an opening on December 12th.

-Umm, I guess I will go somewhere else.

-I'm sorry to hear that. May I ask why?

[MrCrowesGarden]

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[lukethedrifter]

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-06-2 ... -town.html


when did sodomizing another kid become hazing?

[cardsfansince82]

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I hate myself for even pressing play, but I needed to know what they did with a couple lines from that song.

[JackofDiamonds]

SAO PAULO -- Police say enraged spectators invaded a football field, stoned the referee to death and quartered his body after he stabbed a player to death.

The Public Safety Department of the state of Maranhao says in a statement that it all started when referee Otavio da Silva expelled player Josenir Abreu from a game last weekend. The two got into a fist fight, then Silva took out a knife and stabbed Abreu, who died on his way to the hospital.

The statement issued this week says Abreu's friends and relatives immediately "rushed into the field, stoned the referee to death and quartered his body."

Local news media say the spectators also decapitated Silva and stuck his head on a stake in the middle of the field.

Police have arrested one suspect.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/0 ... ostpopular

[Spider John]

SAO PAULO -- Police say enraged spectators invaded a football field, stoned the referee to death and quartered his body after he stabbed a player to death.

The Public Safety Department of the state of Maranhao says in a statement that it all started when referee Otavio da Silva expelled player Josenir Abreu from a game last weekend. The two got into a fist fight, then Silva took out a knife and stabbed Abreu, who died on his way to the hospital.

The statement issued this week says Abreu's friends and relatives immediately "rushed into the field, stoned the referee to death and quartered his body."

Local news media say the spectators also decapitated Silva and stuck his head on a stake in the middle of the field.

Police have arrested one suspect.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/0 ... ostpopular

Angel Hernandez, you're next.

[ghostrunner]

SAO PAULO -- Police say enraged spectators invaded a football field, stoned the referee to death and quartered his body after he stabbed a player to death.

The Public Safety Department of the state of Maranhao says in a statement that it all started when referee Otavio da Silva expelled player Josenir Abreu from a game last weekend. The two got into a fist fight, then Silva took out a knife and stabbed Abreu, who died on his way to the hospital.

The statement issued this week says Abreu's friends and relatives immediately "rushed into the field, stoned the referee to death and quartered his body."

Local news media say the spectators also decapitated Silva and stuck his head on a stake in the middle of the field.

Police have arrested one suspect.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/0 ... ostpopular

Ok internet, you win. Soul crushed.

[cardsfansince82]

Even jim wouldn't call that a boring soccer game.

[fanforever]

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