The Official WTF Thread

[Pudgelewis]

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/07 ... ghter?lite

A Florida woman (physically a male) faces charges of practicing medicine without a license after police cops say she injected a woman's buttocks with cement, "Fix-a-Flat" and other substances during an illegal cosmetic procedure. Donna Rapado of NBC station WTVJ of Miami reports.

Ha! Why didn't I think of that?

[Cole Burns]

What Are The Optimal Siege Tactics For Taking Magic Kingdom's Cinderella Castle?

I'm gonna move this to the Awesome thread because this is awesome!

[lukethedrifter]

I suppose I shouldn't judge a guy based on his hairpiece but I can't help it

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/2 ... 98949.html



A Florida puppeteer who entertains children at birthday parties, schools and churches, secretly wanted to rape, kill and eat them, cops said.

[sighyoung]

Judge away.

[sighyoung]

The puppeteer's hair reminded me of this picture of the Rev. Jim Jones. It's his hair, but the follicles scream that something is amiss.

[AdmiralKird]

Ehhh, he'll probably get probation and be on watch. Dude is 57 and has never kidnapped and eaten a child before. Not sure if you can actually book him for fantasizing about something. If you can't discuss how you would eat children with random online strangers then who can you talk to?

[cpebbles]

Ehhh, he'll probably get probation and be on watch. Dude is 57 and has never kidnapped and eaten a child before. Not sure if you can actually book him for fantasizing about something. If you can't discuss how you would eat children with random online strangers then who can you talk to?

I think the part about finding bondage photographs of children pretty much guarantees him jail time.

[sighyoung]

Ehhh, he'll probably get probation and be on watch. Dude is 57 and has never kidnapped and eaten a child before. Not sure if you can actually book him for fantasizing about something. If you can't discuss how you would eat children with random online strangers then who can you talk to?

I think the part about finding bondage photographs of children pretty much guarantees him jail time.

Plus the photos of dead children.

He'll be someone else's hand puppet shortly.

[cardsfansince82]

Kinda funny, but more WTF.

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[heyzeus]