The Official WTF Thread

[G. Keenan]

White Power Milk

Many are drawn to White Power Milk for the comforting certainty that our milk is the purest available. But it's something more elusive, and difficult to put into words, that keeps our customers coming back. We create a select beverage that is not only more healthy for your body, but is culturally superior. Sure, the milk available at your local grocery store meets USDA government standards for quality, but these standards are set to a mere minimum of purity. You deserve the best.

[cardsfansince82]

White Power Milk

Many are drawn to White Power Milk for the comforting certainty that our milk is the purest available. But it's something more elusive, and difficult to put into words, that keeps our customers coming back. We create a select beverage that is not only more healthy for your body, but is culturally superior. Sure, the milk available at your local grocery store meets USDA government standards for quality, but these standards are set to a mere minimum of purity. You deserve the best.

I refuse to believe that is real.

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[G. Keenan]

White Power Milk

Many are drawn to White Power Milk for the comforting certainty that our milk is the purest available. But it's something more elusive, and difficult to put into words, that keeps our customers coming back. We create a select beverage that is not only more healthy for your body, but is culturally superior. Sure, the milk available at your local grocery store meets USDA government standards for quality, but these standards are set to a mere minimum of purity. You deserve the best.

I refuse to believe that is real.

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I'm pretty sure it's some sort of conceptual art project.

Right?

[cards2468]

Does it contain bourbon and meth?

[Hungary Jack]

The answer to the sexual etiquette question since we began sleeping in beds

[cards2468]

The answer to the sexual etiquette question since we began sleeping in beds

uhhh... I've always just split the difference, plus I'm really good at sleeping within a foot of the edge of the bed, so I can stay relatively dry.

[Maclowery]

A few weeks ago, I had a good answer to this. She said "you probably shouldnt stay over, my roommate would tell everyone". I was rather groggy, but I sleep much better alone anyway.

[Michael]

Do not click and watch the following link. I repeat, do not click and watch the following link. It's NSFW and it eats your soul.

Don't do it.

[SHOW]

Seriously, save yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw

[longhornbaseball]

There is an extremely high probability that Edgar Renteria is a donkey [expletive].

[longhornbaseball]

I'm hard, BTW.