Ask [formerly (formerly)] jim

[Hungary Jack]

Jim,

Why is the World's Strongest Man competition always held in Malta?

[Freed Roger]

Dear Jim,

How the hell do I stop bleeding from a shaving cut.

(Now am at work, so limited resources.)

Was going to ask Fat_Bulldog, but I trust your advice much more.

Sincerely,
Freed

[JackofDiamonds]

Styptic pencil.

[cards2468]

Dear Jim,

How the hell do I stop bleeding from a shaving cut.

(Now am at work, so limited resources.)

Was going to ask Fat_Bulldog, but I trust your advice much more.

Sincerely,
Freed

I think Fat_Bulldog would have had a good answer for you. Skin graft using bacon. I keep a pack of bacon in my minifridge at work just for this reason.

[Freed Roger]

Dear Jim,

How the hell do I stop bleeding from a shaving cut.

(Now am at work, so limited resources.)

Was going to ask Fat_Bulldog, but I trust your advice much more.

Sincerely,
Freed

I think Fat_Bulldog would have had a good answer for you. Skin graft using bacon. I keep a pack of bacon in my minifridge at work just for this reason.

Fat_Bulldog would never waste bacon for such a superficial cause.

[Fat_Bulldog]

Dear Jim,

How the hell do I stop bleeding from a shaving cut.

(Now am at work, so limited resources.)

Was going to ask Fat_Bulldog, but I trust your advice much more.

Sincerely,
Freed

I think Fat_Bulldog would have had a good answer for you. Skin graft using bacon. I keep a pack of bacon in my minifridge at work just for this reason.

Fat_Bulldog would never waste bacon for such a superficial cause.

I gave good advice in my thread.

[cards2468]

Dear Jim,

How the hell do I stop bleeding from a shaving cut.

(Now am at work, so limited resources.)

Was going to ask Fat_Bulldog, but I trust your advice much more.

Sincerely,
Freed

I think Fat_Bulldog would have had a good answer for you. Skin graft using bacon. I keep a pack of bacon in my minifridge at work just for this reason.

Fat_Bulldog would never waste bacon for such a superficial cause.

It's not purely superficial, much of the nutrients and flavor are absorbed into the body.

[Freed Roger]

Dear Jim,

How the hell do I stop bleeding from a shaving cut.

(Now am at work, so limited resources.)

Was going to ask Fat_Bulldog, but I trust your advice much more.

Sincerely,
Freed

I think Fat_Bulldog would have had a good answer for you. Skin graft using bacon. I keep a pack of bacon in my minifridge at work just for this reason.

Fat_Bulldog would never waste bacon for such a superficial cause.

It's not purely superficial, much of the nutrients and flavor are absorbed into the body.

You'll never get to ask Fat_Bulldog a question ever again. And I weep for you.

[heyzeus]

Shouldn't this thread now be titled "Ask (formerly (formerly)) Jim?

[Freed Roger]

Shouldn't this thread now be titled "Ask (formerly (formerly)) Jim?

That's a question that only jim can answer.