Rave: The Onion

[Leroy]

Very funny!

[Michael]

NSFW

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[AdmiralKird]

My God, that was amazing. Thats it. There will be nothing better ever put on the internet. Pack up your bags.

[Maclowery]

AHahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I want to request Booty Wave next time I'm all up in tha club.

[thrill]

The Onion is relocating to Chicago and losing 2/3 of it's staff in the process.
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/business ... ago/50149/

[Radbird]

Yankees Blame Slow Start On It Being A 162-Game Season So Calm The [expletive] Down

In related news, the front office of the 4-2 Mets, who opened the season with three straight victories, cautioned fans that the team may not win another game in 2012.

[lukethedrifter]

Wow, yet true.


http://www.theonion.com/articles/30-mis ... rash,2339/

ALBANY, NY—In one of the most merciful disasters in recent years, a Greyhound bus traveling from Rochester to Albany, NY skidded into a ditch Tuesday, killing a dozen deadbeat fathers and penniless addicts, and putting nearly 20 more hapless bastards out of their misery.




According to Greyhound officials, the fatal crash occurred less than an hour after passengers gathered their pathetic belongings and dragged what little hope they had left onto the despair-soaked bus. Emergency crews called to the scene described the remains of the victims as "slightly more lifeless than they were before the accident."

[Transmogrified Tiger]

http://wattsdantzler.wordpress.com/2012 ... greyhound/#

[cards2468]

http://wattsdantzler.wordpress.com/2012 ... greyhound/#

It was pretty tough for me to grasp the details while trying to ignore grammar of a 5 year old.

[jim]

Holy crap they make me laugh every day ....


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– An excerpt from Clint Eastwood's new autobiography "I…Where You’re Alive And They—You Write A Book About You"