The Official WTF Thread

[JL21]

Man accused of sexually assaulting unconscious woman on KC sidewalk

Jackson County prosecutors today accused a 48-year-old man of sexually assaulting an unconscious woman on a sidewalk in broad daylight Wednesday and later telling police, “I thought that lady was dead.”

Read more: http://www.kansascity.com/2011/06/30/29 ... z1QnV7RL6R

[lukethedrifter]

Man accused of sexually assaulting unconscious woman on KC sidewalk

Jackson County prosecutors today accused a 48-year-old man of sexually assaulting an unconscious woman on a sidewalk in broad daylight Wednesday and later telling police, “I thought that lady was dead.”

Read more: http://www.kansascity.com/2011/06/30/29 ... z1QnV7RL6R

If you work where I work and see what I see you aren't surprised by things like this.

[cpebbles]

A guy just drove past my house on a motorcycle, going slow enough that his little white, furry leashed puppy could keep up. How does motorcycling the dog even occur to someone, and how many dead puppies did he go through before he got the tempo right?

[AdmiralKird]

There were schemes to paint "Lesbian CEO" on the side of the company's headquarters, unfounded allegations that Ray Vinson ran a prostitution ring. And according to the testimony of a company receptionist, Vinson once placed his erect penis on her shoulder following a casual conversation about the glories of drag racing.

http://www.riverfronttimes.com/2006-03- ... from-hell/

Seriously Tony, please do a background check on people before you do a commercial. This is Jeremiah Wright times twenty thousand.

[Radbird]

Man's penis cut off, put through garbage disposal

[planet planet]

Man's penis cut off, put through garbage disposal

WOW. I wonder if they were able to reattach the gnarled shank.

[Hungary Jack]

Man's penis cut off, put through garbage disposal

"He was conscious when his penis was removed,"

[Cronos]

Man's penis cut off, put through garbage disposal

No desire to click that link whatsoever.

[sighyoung]

Man's penis cut off, put through garbage disposal

WOW. I wonder if they were able to reattach the gnarled shank.

I fear millions may have witnessed the destruction of evidence.

[Hungary Jack]

So if your penis gets dismembered, what do the surgeons do to enable proper emptying of the bladder?