NBA 10-11

[MrSaigon]

I'll never get tired of seeing Wade and Lebron combine on alley oops.

I came up with an idea watching the game tonight. I think they should just do away with basketball altogether and organize posing, flexing and chest-pounding competitions. The Heat would still be a very good team. Taj Gibson would be the brightest young star, and Kevin Durant would be a playing legend.

[thrill]

Kevin Durant sucks at hyping. He's so dorky and his arms are so skinny he looks weird when he flexes and yells.


Carlos Boozer would be the GOAT.

[MrSaigon]

Whoops. I meant Kevin Garnett. Durant would be a nobody in these competitions.

[thrill]

Derrick Rose and Dirk Nowitski would be the two superstars who immediately became after thoughts in the league. Dirk does awkward German things and Derrick sneers like he walked into a bathroom after someone wrecked a Chinese buffet.

[ghostrunner]

Dirk does awkward German things

This really cracked me up for some reason.

[lukethedrifter]

Did you guys notice that the Dirks won last night?

[thrill]

Did you guys notice that the Dirks won last night?

That was a hell of a game. Wade playing hero and heel within the space of like a minute and a half. His block on Chandler at the rim andthen his layup on the other end had all-time alpha dog highlight reel written all over it if not for the convenient fact that he missed the free throw to tie it and then they lost.

[Maclowery]

Dirk does awkward German things

This really cracked me up for some reason.

I wanted to second this. I laughed much harder than I needed to.

Non-Finals chatter:
RealGM boards are aflutter with trade 'rumors' which are mostly just internet nerds like us making stuff up, as far as I can tell. Chicago, according to different posters, is guaranteed to win a championship if they successfully trade for one of the following (depending on which poster created the thread) : Dwight Howard, Andre Iguodala, Monta Ellis, Stephen Jackson, Rodney Stuckey (?!), OJ Mayo, JJ Redick, or Jamal Crawford.

While I don't enjoy a minute of Carlos Boozer being on the floor, I have a hard time believing they'd move him after just a year. I am thinking the Bulls make a FA signing or maybe a Korver/picks/expirings kind of trade. The draft and the upcoming CBA clustersmuck are going to make the off-season pretty interesting.

[lukethedrifter]

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/664 ... wn-part-ii

I like reading BS talk about the NBA almost as much as I like reading it here.

[MrSaigon]

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/664 ... wn-part-ii

I like reading BS talk about the NBA almost as much as I like reading it here.

I really, really want to start a 'No One Likes You' clap-clap clap-clap-clap chant at the next Miami @ Blazers game.

Is Simmons moving away from ESPN? Pretty notable cast he has put together at Grantland.